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People reveal their darkest secrets on Twitter

‘I’m married to a woman but I cheat with men’: Viral Twitter account shares people’s darkest secrets – including a man who is saving up to pay an escort after his wife put on Covid weight

  • UK Twitter account Fesshole has seen hundreds of people spill their thoughts 
  • Man confessed to saving up for escorts after his wife put on Covid-19 weight 
  • Another said they go to bookshops and write spoilers on the title pages of books 

People have anonymously taken to Twitter to share their deepest secrets and  confess their darkest thoughts to a viral account.

UK account Fesshole, which boasts 132,000 followers, has seen hundreds of people reveal shocking revelations – including one person who goes into bookshops and writes spoilers on title pages, to another who throws away their wife’s cooking. 

But while some are decidedly lighthearted, other confessions are much darker – such as one man who confessed to saving up for an escort because his wife has gained weight and stopped having sex with him, to another who prefers their cat to their teenager son.

Those wanting to share their stories to Fesshole, fill in a Google form to keep their anonymity,  with many making incredibly shocking confessions – which are enjoyed by thousands of readers.

UK account Fesshole , which has 132,000 followers, has seen hundreds of people spill their thoughts, including one person who goes into bookshops to write spoilers while others confessed to throwing away their wife’s cooking (stock image)

‘My wife has put on a bit of weight and although she knows I still lust after her, she’s reluctant for me to see her naked, even trying to get changed without me seeing.  I’m seriously missing the physical contact. I’m budgeting for a few escort appointments when Covid is over,’ one wrote.

‘I probably have more conversations with the cat than I do with my teenage son, and I prefer the cat,’ wrote another.  

One paramedic took to the account to say they turned a rude patient’s fridge off, while another man who said he was ’90 per cent straight’ confessed to regularly cheating on his wife with men. 

‘I’m a paramedic and got called to a complete c***. He was a real piece of work demanding this and that with nothing actually wrong with him. As we walked outside to go to hospital as he had demanded, I switched off his freezer. B******,’ said one.   

‘Every time I visit a bookshop I look for a copy of Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”. If I find one I surreptitiously write the words “Lennie dies” on the title page. I’ve done this hundreds of times over a 30 year period,’ added another.

‘My wife has taken to making artisan bread from home which never works out as it never rises or is burnt and inedible. I secretly make butties from Warbutons Toastie bread when she’s at work and each time I do this I throw away a chunk of hers and tell her it’s really nice,’ confessed a third. 

People have taken to Twitter to share anonymously share their deepest secrets and confess their darkest thoughts to a viral account. While some are decidedly lighthearted, other confessions are much darker, including one man who confessed he is saving up for an escort as his wife has gained weight and stopped having sex with him, while another said they prefer their cat to their son

‘I’m 90% straight but I’ve cheated on my wife with quite a lot of guys but never with a woman. The gay 10% of me gets much more extra-marital action basically because it’s much easier to meet guys for casual sex than women,’ a fourth commented.

Many confessed to keeping things from their spouses and partners, while others admitted to looking up their exes online.      

‘My girlfriend thinks I watch 10 years Younger with her as a thank you for letting me watching the football. Really, I am in love with makeup expert on there. She’s beautiful,’ commented one. 

‘Found my ex-girlfriend and the love of my life on Facebook after 30 years. She’s a right religious nutter, COVID denier, and home tuition freak. So glad we split up now,’ added another.

‘My wife likes to dirty talk during sex, but because of our kids sleeping across the hall, she has to whisper – which means I only hear about every third word,’ a third admitted.  

Many confessed to keeping things from their spouses and partners, while others admitted to looking up their exes online

‘I once went on a date with this girl, fit as anything. She showed up with what anyone else would call a super sexy snakeprint outfit – except me – I’m terrified of snakes, so faked an emergency call off my mum and left. Sorry Megan,’ wrote another. 

A 48-year-old also told how her husband bores her ‘senseless’ with their ‘non-existent’ sex life. 

She continued: ‘So I got in touch with an attractive ex and after a few messages he blocked me. I’m 80% relieved and 20% heartbroken.’

Another wrote: ‘Secretly hoping my wife cheats on me so I can divorce her for something other than starting box sets without me.’

However, others had more historic confessions, including one person who confessed to damaging their dad’s car 30 years ago and another who said they deliberately messed up ordered while working at Argos in the nineties. 

Some had more historic confessions, including one person who confessed to damaging their dad’s car 30 years ago and another who said they deliberately messed up ordered while working at Argos in the nineties

‘In the early days of the Internet, I once got sacked for going into the office on a Saturday to compile and print a document of all Cindy Crawford’s naked photos. Got found out and had to tell my wife that I had quit because I was passed over for a promotion,’ said one.      

‘I had a Christmas job at Argos in the 90s when it was less computerised. If I couldn’t find a stock item or it was a massive TV, I used to screw up the ticket and move on to the next. Sorry to the people raging when their item wasn’t waiting for them having queued for an hour,’ added another.  

‘Dad. It was me who broke into your car in 1992. I was cross that you wouldn’t let me go out on my bike so I threw a rock at the window. To cover it up I took the tenner in the glove box. I didn’t see the man running away either,’ said a third. 

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