{"id":67694,"date":"2023-09-30T16:43:31","date_gmt":"2023-09-30T16:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rapidcelnews.com\/?p=67694"},"modified":"2023-09-30T16:43:31","modified_gmt":"2023-09-30T16:43:31","slug":"matt-hancocks-sas-who-dares-wins-beasting-was-too-soft-it-needed-pliers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rapidcelnews.com\/tv-movies\/matt-hancocks-sas-who-dares-wins-beasting-was-too-soft-it-needed-pliers\/","title":{"rendered":"Matt Hancocks SAS: Who Dares Wins beasting was too soft \u2013 it needed pliers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Were you let down by the alleged grilling Matt \u201cHandsy\u201d Hancock got on Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins? Where was the water-boarding? Where were the pliers?<\/p>\n

In fairness, the former Health Secretary did get punched repeatedly in the kisser by Jermaine Pennant \u2013 a tad tougher than eating a cow\u2019s arse in the jungle. And Foxy did dub him \u201cHancock without the \u2018Han\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

He was also called a \u201ccomplete and utter buffoon\u201d, told he runs \u201clike a f***ing ostrich\u201d and ordered to \u201cshut the f*** up\u201d. But to really hit home, directing staff should have brought in heavy-hitter Nick Ferrari with tough questions. Like what about the 20% stake \u201cCock\u201d had in his sister\u2019s company that somehow won a \u00a3300k NHS contract\u2026<\/p>\n

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